U-Genius is one of the worlds foremost Colostomy Surgeons of the twenty-first century. His scientific studies into theoretical cranium-rectal development have made great advances in science. U-Genius became a world wide celebrity with his anatomic-manipulation and just damn funny jokes.
In his early years, U-Genius excelled as a bass-bassoon player (under the stage name “Bub”). During a recital at a local School for the Deaf he made the acquaintance of a young Phalex Von Porklipps. This encounter led him to completely abandon his interest in music and enter a Medical University to try and understand “Just why these people are this way?" This experience eventually led to his now infamous cranium-rectal theories, and the rest is history.
Many years later, in an attempt to outmaneuver several bill collectors due to his unusually high unpaid educational expenses, U-Genius dashed into a seedy riverfront nightclub where he once again met a much cooler Phalex Von Porklipps.
Phalex enlisted the help of U-Genius to clean-up the sound of his band “In The Red”. U-Genius has since then turned the knobs, slid the sliders and polished the sound of ITR to the high quality ambience audiences enjoy today. He also performs reverse-cranium-rectal procedures on Phalex, Drumzilla, Blanco and LaRoq whenever it is needed; which is almost nightly.
U-Genius is a valuable asset to the band as he reaps the rewards and assumes “most” of the blame for ITR performances. At the time of this report U-Genius and Phalex have formed a partnership and opened a free-clinic for assbackward musicians on Cherry St.
